weird

funny things happened today

after breakfast i decided to clean the windows in our house. funny things these windows. i was trying to figure out their purpose and i realised that it lets you look outside but it also lets you look in. yeah i am sure someone figured that out a long time back but my weirdness was that i was 'cleaning' the windows, which means i was working towards making both the possibilities easier.

someone i know decided to wear a ladies tourquise colour slip and walk around and sit around me like it was a really normal thing to do. the reason for it was weirder. it was put on so as not to get a fresh t-shirt dirty. i am still trying to figure out which was weirder!!!

then i started watching tv and while channel surfing i came across the 'discovery channel' and what a discovery i made!!! i saw vets shoving their arms into a horses arsehole!!! then i saw them shove it up a mares vagina!!!! the vagina cleaning was the worst!!! green stuff was pulled out man!!!!

thankfully the level of weirdness ended there. its 6.00 in the evening so the day has not ended yet. lets see how the rest of it goes.

oh by the way i have not stepped out of the house today!!! looks like last weekend all over again hehehehehe