Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Flush

there was this once that a group of us were drinking at a quarry very close to where i live. we were as usual having either an insane conversation or the stars and moon was making us talk about the profundities of life. since i am usually really good with steering up peoples thoughts i said out aloud in a slightly slurry voice - guys guys what do you think is the best invention of man?.......i followed that up immediately with another, has man invented anything as spectacular as whatever you say?

the answers came out quicker than i had imagined, i stuck to the 'wheel' others said 'fire', then there was 'electricity', 'paper', 'math', 'telephone', 'internet' the list suddenly went on and on.......

each one of us had a valid reason for what we thought was the best invention of man. the strange thing was that in the recent past man has not invented anything Great!

you must be wondering why the title of this entry is 'flush', i woke up this morning and i realised that a flush and a potty is like the most brilliant invention of man......i dont know why i, on that day, kept arguing that the wheel was the best. i know for a fact that a man when he passes a smooth motion has an amazing day...i know for a fact that when a man presses the button and watches his feces get flushed and go down a hole, has the most amazing smile on his face......i know for a fact that everything from then on till he retires at night will be amazing.

this blog entry is dedicated to all people who discuss their bowel movements, who think that a potty and the flushing mechanisim is a brillian idea, who have a smile on their face right now because they totally agree with me.....

:)

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